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It Gets Itchier

Me and Jane, feelin’ the itch

For the first time since the worst pain of surgery subsided, there’s real-live, incredibly tickly, itchy proof that the Frankenstein seam wrapped up under my Darth Vader boot has got to be getting better.

Can you feel it?